Newton’s First Law of Hooks:
A hook is a hook, and will remain a hook, unless it is desired to be a hook, at which point it will cease to be a hook.
Newton’s Second Law of Hooks:
Any hook which is not desired to be a hook, will be a hook, until the time comes where it is desired to be a hook.
Newton’s Third Law of Hooks:
Any and all objects that are not desired to be a hook, will become a hook, and in the most inconvenient way possible, until the time comes when it is desired to be a hook.
Newton’s Fourth Law of Hooks:
Any and all objects that are desired to be a hook (especially in urgent situations), will not become a hook, until the time comes that it is no longer desired to be a hook, at which point it will become a hook.
Newton’s Fifth Law of Hooks:
Any objects which become caught by a hook, will become a hook, and will remain a hook until it is forcibly detached in the most violent way possible.
Newton’s Sixth Law of Hooks:
Human appendages will not become a hook if they are desired to be a hook.
Newton’s Seventh Law of Hooks:
If a human appendage is not desired to be a hook, it will become a hook in a myriad of unusual ways; usually inflicting bodily harm when doing so.
Newton’s Eighth Law of Hooks:
Hooks will induce an increasing amount of frustration in those who interact with it.
Newton’s Ninth Law of Hooks:
Any instances where hooks do not behave according to these laws, are only in order to encourage one to continue using hooks, which will allow for more opportunities for hooks to behave as usual.
wpDiscuz